"Mitt Romney is so out of touch" CONTEST Entries:

A while back I ran a contest and asked folks to complete the statement:  Mitt Romney is so out of touch.

For example:

• Mitt Romney is so out of touch, that he had dinner at a Denny's and said "So this is what a Food Bank is like."  (Bruce-1628250)

There are some really creative people here on Newsvine, and here are some of the lines they came up with.

Mitt Romney is so out of touch, he thought a "pay check" was referring only to that thing you have your assistant do when you're finished eating in a restaurant." (peachesncream)

Mitt Romney is so out of touch, that he made a special trip to Poland recently, just to check on his Poll Results. (anonymous)

Mitt Romney is so out of touch, he actually believes that his five sons "served their country by helping me run for office."   (peachesncream)

Mitt Romney is so out of touch, he thinks he was a struggling college student because he had to sell some of the AMC stock his father had given him to avoid getting a job or a loan while in college.  (True statement) (Old Vet-462462 submits this on behalf of Ann Romney)

Mitt Romney is so out of touch, that he visited Westminster Abbey whilst in England and said "This would make a great car garage. Any way it can be fitted for an elevator?". (kennyw-2983735)

Mitt Romney is so out of touch he thinks running a venture capital firm is actually "WORK". (ChitownMatt)

Mitt Romney is so out of touch he thinks the "Middle-Class" is, anyone who flies commercial. (ChitownMatt)

Mitt Romney is so out of touch he just can't figure out how the Toyota Camry keeps outselling his Bentley year after year.... "Don't people 'know' the Bentley is a much nicer car???" (ChitownMatt)

Mitt Romney is so out of touch he actually thinks he is going to be the next American King. (rcsdinthehills)

Mitt Romney is so out of touch he really does think he can beat President Obama in this election. HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! (anon)

Mitt Romney is so out of touch with reality that he actually said he "likes firing people." (G-9)

Mitt Romney is so out of touch he doesn't realize the only demographic in which he leads President Obama are the "crazy people who don't want to be called birthers" but who cannot resist being birthers because they are irrational. (G-9)

Mitt Romney is so out of touch, he thinks "pay day loan" is a type of candy bar company merger. (peachesncream)

Mitt Romney is so out-of-touch ..... he thinks that "minimum salary" NFL football players should get a second job and stop being leaches on the rich! (Roadkill)

Mitt Romney is so out of touch he really does think "corporations are people too my friend!" (anonymous)

Mitt Romney is so out of touch... that he thinks "military service" refers to the dishes they use in the mess hall. (peachesncream)

Mitt Romney is so out of touch that he thinks the "you people" have at least 3 or 4 Fords at their disposal instead of 3 or 4 Caddies. (peachesncream)

Mitt Romney is so out of touch he thinks (fill in the blank) will vote for him. (for the blank try "intelligent people")  (peachesncream)

Mitt Romney is so out of touch he thinks "car title loan" is referring to borrowing money to pay a fee to give your car an official name. (peachesncream)

Mitt Romney is so out of touch, he thinks we don't realize how BLOND he is under that Grecian formula. (peachesncream)

Mitt Romney is so out of touch, he thinks all high school seniors run gang-banger hair-cut posses. (peachesncream)

Mitt Romney is so out of touch... that he thinks "homeless" refers to one not having their summer home ready for seasonal occupancy. (peachesncream)

Mitt Romney is so out of touch... that he thinks "homeless" means not having a car elevator. (John in Battle Creek)

• and also a couple of extra entries well worth display...

Ann Romney is so out of touch...that she thinks coupons are for a fun hobby, for those "other people." (peachesncream)

Ann Romney is so out of touch that when her horse Rafalca came in 30th in the Olympics she demanded a recount! (anon)

• and this last one...

Mitt reminds me of the guy that was handed a skunk and was told to just keep holding it, when Mitty asked "what about the smell"?, the guy said, "just hold it's little nose....." (cowboy17)

Thank you all for your creativity and talent!!!

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