Here's another Romney song that's a take-off from the theme song to the Movie and TV Show M*A*S*H, "Suicide Is Painless." I think it came to me because; sometimes when I contemplate a United States under a President named Mitt Romney, I can't help but drift off to thoughts of suicide. Thank God that's not going to happen, because President Obama is sure to be re-elected! Hope you enjoy it!
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Romney-cide is NOT for US
(To the M*A*S*H Theme: Suicide Is Painless)
Through fog of politics I see
visions of Mitt Rah-Om-Nee
with Mitt's campaigning history
He flip-flops like fish in the sea…
[REFRAIN]
Romney is so feckless
His campaigning so reckless
He's not the guy
for OUR prez - uh - den - see!
The campaign game is hard to play
He's gonna lose it anyway
The losing votes will dash away
All his hopes Election Day.
[REFRAIN]
Romney is so feckless
His campaigning so reckless
He's not the guy
for OUR prez - uh - den - see!
The only way he'd win is cheat
But that won't work because he's beat
Obama's making him DEAD MEAT
Mitt might as well just take a seat.
[REFRAIN]
Romney is so feckless
His campaigning so reckless
He's not the guy
for OUR prez - uh - den - see!
The sword of TRUTH will pierce his heart
Tho' he won't notice at the start
It may cause Mitt to think he'll fart
But he'll end with a GREAT BIG SHART!
[REFRAIN]
Romney is so feckless
His campaigning so reckless
He's not the guy
for OUR prez - uh - den - see!
A smart man once did ask of me
to answer questions honestly
"Is Mitt to be or not to be?"
so I replied 'You're kidding me!'
[REFRAIN]
Romney is so feckless
His campaigning so reckless
He's not the guy
for OUR prez - uh - den - see!
'Cause Romney is so aimless
Pretending that he's blameless
so Vote OBAMA BIDEN if you please.
…yes Vote OBAMA BIDEN if you please!
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