In honor of his Irish ancestry,
these Four Limericks are dedicated to
Republican Vice Presidential Candidate Paul Ryan   

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Ryan Limerick #1 

There was a young fella named Ryan, 
Who caught his pal Willard a lyin', 
Mitt says, "Here's my plan, 
To get all that I can, 
When I'm dead I know I'll be a fryin'!" 

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Ryan Limerick #2 
 
There was this Veep Candidate Ryan 
Whose Budget and Medicare lyin' 
His plans were all tricks 
No flaws did they fix, 
And wouldn't keep old folks from dyin' 

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Ryan Limerick #3 
 
There was a young fella named Ryan 
Who caught his co-candidate sighin' 
He asked, "Some bad news?" 
"Yah, we're gonna lose!" 
Said Romney as he began cryin' 

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Ryan Limerick #4 
 
There once was a fellow named Paul 
Who's brain was exceeding small, 
Said Paul, "That's okay! 
We don't need brains today, 
Cuz Grover* can think for us all!" 

*Note: As long as we're talking about Grover Norquist, I have always wanted to know: How can so many Republicans blindly follow a man named after a Muppet?

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